Mr. AwesomeBarney Stinson

Quotes

Barney is in his ofice, working late. He answers his phone
Barney: Go for Barney.
Marshall: Hey man. It's Marshall. Check your email, I sent you something.
Barney: What is it?
Marshall: A new website, slapcountdown.com
Barney looks at his computer screen, which displays a timer counting down days, hours, minutes & seconds.
Barney: No... NOOOOOOOOO!

Barney Stinson