Quotes
Laurie: Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate so I flunked out of college! Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Jackie Burkhart
Bio
Jackie is a rich and spoiled girl. She is a total girlie girl. Always dressed up with makeup on and her hair done. Although her advice is thoughtless, it oddly enough turns out to be correct. She does have a soft spot but you have to read between the lines.