Mike Delfino

Quotes

Susan: "Is Edie getting you a good lawyer?"
Mike: "I doubt it. She dumped me today."
Susan: "What? Why?"
Mike: "Well, I was arrested for murder."
Susan: "Still. It's tacky."

Mike Delfino

Bio

Mike Delfino (James Denton) is Desperate Housewives' venerable plumber and resident stud.