Peter Griffin: A bunch of cops in uniform hanging out in my restaurant? This is gonna be cooler than that time Ben Stiller taught me how to be myself.
[cut to Peter's front lawn, where Peter and Ben Stiller stand]
Peter Griffin: But how can you leave me now, Ben Stiller? When I need you more than ever?
Ben Stiller: I've taught you everything you need to know, Peter. Now it's time for me to go help another child.
Peter Griffin: I guess I just fooled myself into thinking you'd always be with me.
Ben Stiller: I will, Peter. I will always be with you. [he flaps his ears like wings and flies off into the sunset]
Peter Griffin: His movies are terrible!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: No Meals on Wheels

Character: Peter Griffin

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