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Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour! What if something goes wrong?
Homer: [Scornfully] "What if." What if I'm taking a shower and slipped on a bar of soap?...[Realizes] Oh, my God! I could be killed!

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail

Characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson

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