Jim: After you, sir
Dwight: No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear.
Jim: Okay, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Dwight: Uh, yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow and counter it - (Jim slaps him and walks away smiling)

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Show: The Office

Episode: Traveling Salesmen

Character: Jim Halpert

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