Burns: Ah, Simpson! At last we meet! My lawyers have advised me to pay you for running over your child, so I'm cutting you a check!
[With great difficulty, he lowers the lever on his check printer.]
Burns: There you are: one hundred dollars. Of course, you'll have to sign a waiver relinquishing your right to sue and so forth. Merely a formality!
Homer: Gee, Mr. Burns... a hundred dollars is very generous of you, but the medical bills alone...
Burns: Oh, so extortion is the name of your little game is it, Simpson!? Very well! You get nothing! I have the finest lawyers in all of Springfield. Tangle with me, and I'll crush you like a paper cup!
[He crushes the cup with great difficulty.]
Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: That's okay, Mr. Burns. I can throw myself out!
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Characters: Homer Simpson, Mr. Burns
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