Brian Griffin: Ahh, ahh, what the hell?!
Lois Griffin: No! No! You do not go on this lawn! Brian, I've had enough of this. It's more disgusting than when you gave me that Christmas gift.
[cut to the living room on Christmas Day]
Lois Griffin: Oh, what is it, a little birdie? Ah... oh, my God, it's dead! [she picks it up; everyone but Chris and Stewie hold their nose] Brian! Oh! Oh, Brian, this is disgusting! Oh, my God, Get it out if here!
Brian Griffin: I'm... I'm sorry. I thought... I thought you'd like it.
Chris Griffin: [opens his present, a dead cat] Brian, I love it! I'm gonna call you Sticky head. I love you, Sticky head.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Characters: Lois Griffin, Brian, Chris Griffin

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