Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much. [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals]
Moe: [hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney: [dressed like Lincoln] But I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson.
Apu: [Apu emerges from the Men's room dressed like a Hindu military official] The south shall [brightly] come again!

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious

Characters: Homer Simpson, Moe Syzlak, Barney Gumble

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