Cartman: Alright, d**khole, time for you to pay! [realizes his powers don't work]Oh, no, I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me! Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villian!
Kyle: Okay, okay, you can have your powers back!
Cartman: Alright, now I use my powers to...turn Kyle into a chicken! BLAM!
Kyle: [is turned into a chicken] GODDAMNIT, CARTMAN!
Cartman: [sing-song voice] Ha ha ha ha ha-ha, now you are a chi-cken, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh-nyeh...

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Show: South Park

Episode: Good Times with Weapons

Characters: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski

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