Announcer: And now back to The Facts of Life.
Jo: Hey, Mrs. Garrett, can I ask you something?
Mrs. Garrett: What is it, Jo?
Jo: Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch each other?
Mrs. Garrett: Whaaaaat?
Jo: Well, I try to keep them separated, but, uh, I woke up this morning and they were sort of...together. I just didn't know...is that okay?
Mrs. Garrett: You have both?
Jo: Well, yeah. Doesn't everybody?
Mrs. Garrett: Nooooooooo!

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