Cop: [Monopoly hat piece crashes through the window] Another case of Monopoly related violence, sir?
Wiggum: Yeah, don't those Parker brothers ever get any sleep at night? We best send in the Negotia-bot.
Brenda: [a female looking police robot enters the simpson house] I am Brenda. I am programmed to talk in a calm and constructive manner -- DESTROY! DESTROY! [wraps the whole family up in a white substance, which turns out to be taffy, and drags them outside]
Wiggum: Nice work, Brenda. I'll take it from here.
Brenda: No way! This is my collar! [Wiggum switches off Brenda's power switch; Brenda shuts down]
Wiggum: Too bad real women don't come with these, huh? [laughs]
Homer: You got that right.
Wiggum: Quiet, you. That counts as your phone call.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Brawl in the Family
Character: Chief Wiggum
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