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Homer: Apu, I'm returning a yogurt I wasn't completely satisfied with.
Apu: [opens the bag which lets out a stench, he immediatly closes the bag] OH MY GOD! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby, and the baby puked, and the dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog! I'll give you any yogurt in the store just take that thing with you when you go!

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: 24 Minutes

Character: Homer Simpson

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