Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: If I'm Dyin, I'm Lyin
Character: Peter Griffin
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: If I'm Dyin, I'm Lyin
Character: Peter Griffin
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Episodes
- Season 6
- Lois Kills Stewie
- Stewie Kills Lois
- Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
- Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
- Blue Harvest
- Season 5
- Meet the Quagmires
- It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
- No Chris Left Behind
- Boys Do Cry
- No Meals on Wheels
- Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
- Airport '07
- The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
- Peter's Two Dads
- Road to Rupert
- Barely Legal
- Chick Cancer
- Prick Up Your Ears
- Whistle While Your Wife Works
- Saving Private Brian
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