[Rex Banner grabs Ned Flanders]
Banner: Are you the Beer Baron?
Flanders: Well, if you're talkin' about root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged!
Banner: (To Lou and Eddie) Hmm, he's not the Baron. But he sounds drunk. Take him in.
[Banner grabs Comic Book Guy]
Banner: Are you the Baron?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, but only by night. By day, I'm a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.
Banner: Don't crack wise with me, Tubby!
Comic Book Guy: "Tubby?" (Looks down at his belly) Oh, yes. Tubby.
[Homer and Bart walk by with a wheelbarrow full of sour mash, yeast and other spirit making ingredients.]
Homer: Hey, Banner! How's it hangin'?
Banner: None of your business!

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