Peter Griffin: Aw, Chris, buddy, thank god you're okay!
Chris Griffin: Hi, Dad!
Peter Griffin: Hey, this has been driving me crazy. Who was the chick on Remington Steele?
[Stewie picks up]
Stewie Griffin: Hello?
Chris Griffin: Stephanie Zimbalist?
Stewie Griffin: No, Stewie Griffin. Who's this?
Peter Griffin: Ah, thank you.
Lois Griffin: Chris, what are you doing down there?
Chris Griffin: Relax, Mom, i'm having a great time.
Stewie Griffin: You people knocked me off the modem!
Lois Griffin: When are you coming home?
Peter Griffin: How's the food in South America?
Stewie Griffin: Do the women there have exposed clitterati?
Chris Griffin: I'll be home in a month, after people have forgotten I'm a freshman.
Lois Griffin: Well, please take care of yourself, honey.
[Meg joins conversation]
Meg Griffin: Hey, guys, is everyone on the phone?
Chris Griffin: Oh, I got to go. [hangs up]
Lois Griffin: Something's in the oven. [hangs up]
Peter Griffin: I lost a shoe. [hangs up]
Stewie Griffin: No no, don't leave me on the phone with her!
Meg Griffin: Stewie?
Stewie Griffin: Heeey. How's school?
Meg Griffin: Hi, Stewie.
Stewie Griffin: Listen, I am swamped, but, uh, Mom has kept me up to date on everything you're doing and I think it's just great. Hanging up now.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Jungle Love

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin

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