Larry: Bald asshole? That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.
Police officer: I'm bald and I'm not offended.
Larry: With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect.

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Show: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Episode: Trick or Treat

Character: Larry David

Star: Larry David

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