Lois Griffin: Brian, what is this on my shoe?
Brian Griffin: My poop?
Lois Griffin: [grabs a Kleenex and wipes her shoe] That's right, and it's disgusting. I am sick of you using the front yard as your bathroom. It's time you learn to use the toilet like everyone else.
Stewie Griffin: [grabs Kleenez] Ah, I'm gonna sneeze, I'm gonna sneeze, I'm gonna sneeze, I'm gonna sneeze! [grabs Lois' Kleenex and sneezes] Ah-choo! [sees what was on it] AHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Characters: Lois Griffin, Brian, Stewie Griffin

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1 comment to “Lois Griffin: Brian, what is this on my shoe? Brian Griffin: My poop? Lois Griffin: [grabs a Kleenex and wipes her shoe] That’s right, and it’s disgusting. I am sick of you using the front yard as your bathroom. It’s time you learn to use the toilet like everyone else. Stewie Griffin: [grabs Kleenez] Ah, I’m gonna sneeze, I’m gonna sneeze, I’m gonna sneeze, I’m gonna sneeze! [grabs Lois' Kleenex and sneezes] Ah-choo! [sees what was on it] AHHHHHHHHHH!!”

Garrett Wanzer, June 9th, 2008 at 5:04 pm:

  • Lois should take her shoe off and wipe it and put it back on.

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