Elaine: Can I have a big salad, please?
Waitress: We don't have big salads, but you can get two small salads.
Elaine: Can you put them in a big bowl?
Waitress: We don't have big bowls.

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Big Salad

Character: Elaine Benes

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