Jerry: Can I just go up?
Doorman: Oh, I get it. Why waste time making small talk with the doorman? I should just shut up and do my job, opening the door for you.
Jerry: So.... how 'bout those Knicks?
Doorman: Oh, I see. On the sports page.
Jerry: Yeah.
Doorman: What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.
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Show: Seinfeld
Episode: The Doorman
Character: Jerry Seinfeld
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