Adam West Quotes
Lois Griffin: The Quahog Oil Refinery is emptying all their toxic waste into the lake. I mean, you couldn't have possibly have sanctioned that kind of blatant industrial pollution, could you?
Mayor Adam West: Yeah, I told them it was fine.
Lois Griffin: What?!
Mayor Adam West: And in return, I get free oil for my hair.
[cut to Mayor West standing next to a woman on the street. His hair is slick and shiny]
Mayor Adam West: Hey, baby. Want some Adam West penis?
Mayor Adam West: Can I help you, gentlemen?
Brian Griffin: Follow that truck! Didn't you hear me? I said "Follow that truck!"
Mayor Adam West: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was "please."
Brian and Stewie: Please follow the truck!
Mayor Adam West: If I enter Connecticut, I'm entering every state that Connecticut's ever been with.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 25th, 2007 Announcer: We now return to "Rodney King of Queens."
Woman: Rodney, did you take out the trash?
Rodney King: Um... I forgot. [woman starts beating him with a rolling pin]
Mayor Adam West: [laughs] Oh, no she di-in't!
Pizza Delivery Man: [at door] Pizza for Adam West.
Mayor Adam West: NO! You gave me Canadian bacon instead of bacon? This misdeed cannot go unpunished. Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher! [grabs a bag of cats and shoots them at the man using a crossbow]
[later]
Mayor Adam West: Damn, I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag. Come on Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul. Haha, what a ridiculous name for a ca-at. PAUL! That's a person's name! A person's name! Hahahahaha! Oh! Paul...
Chris Griffin: Mayor West?
Mayor Adam West: Quiet, young man, can't you see we're having a poker game? Now, I'll ask again. If I order a pizza, will anyone else have some?
Mark: I might have a slice.
Mayor Adam West: Well, you know, I'm going to need more of a commitment than that, Mark.
Mayor Adam West: Ugh... get a tan.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 24th, 2007 Mayor Adam West: Uh, pardon me. I just bought a Rottweiler, and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Home Depot Clerk [pointing to "BEWARE OF DOG" sign]: Well, we have exactly what...
Mayor Adam West: Ah, yes, here it is: "ONE WAY." So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out - in a body bag.
Mayor Adam West: I should warn you, I have a tiny bullet proof shield the exact size of a bullet somewhere on my body, and if you hit it, I'll be unharmed, and your plan will be foiled. You'll be the laughing stock of me!
Brian Griffin: [holding a gun to Mayor West] I don't want to shoot you, Mayor West!
Mayor Adam West: Good, because I'm incredibly crafty. Hey, what's that on the ceiling? [Brian looks up, and Adam jumps out of his seat] HA-HA! Now I'm over here!
Mayor Adam West: My God! I'm a tomato!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Mort Goldman: I don't like it. And I don't like the contraction "apostrophe-EM." As far as I'm concerned, his name is "Dig Them." You're not welcome here, Dig Them!
Mayor Adam West: I stand beside my decision, this press conference is over. I can't see you now, I can't hear you now, You're not here now. La la la la la, la la la, la la la la la.
