Adam West Quotes (Page 2)
Mayor Adam West: Today we commemorate those brave Quahog soldiers who perished in the recent Gulf conflict. I can think of no greater tribute to their memories than this solid gold statue... of Dig 'Em, the Sugar Smacks frog. The spirit of America is epitomized by his inspiring motto, "Smack, smack, Sugar Smack. Give me a smack, and I'll smack you back."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Meg Griffin: I have to tell you something, Adam.
Mayor Adam West: You're an alien, I know.
Mayor Adam West [after dispatching the Noid]: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 18th, 2007 Peter Griffin: Whoa-whoa-whoa, what the hell are you doing?
Cement truck worker: Well, Mayor West is afraid of zombies, so the city says all caskets must be encased in concrete.
Mayor Adam West: You'll thank me when no one eats our brains... you'll thank me.
Lois Griffin: Oh, sweetie, you look so handsome on TV!
Brian Griffin: I can't believe you actually won! But I suppose it's not the strangest thing I've seen on a game show... like when Adam West was on Jeopardy!
[cut to Jeopardy!]
Alex Trebek: All right, players, the answer once again is, "It was the first spacecraft to land on the surface of Mars." Adam, what was your response... "Kebert Xela." [Trebek mysteriously vanishes]
Mayor Adam West: Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the fifth dimension where he belongs.
Mayor Adam West: Oh, I got you, you freshman! I'm going to teach you the lesson that it is not okay to be a freshman!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 17th, 2007 Stewie Griffin: Lois, I smell whipped cream. Are you making strawberry shortcake? [sees Lois and Peter having sex] AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHHH!!!
Mayor Adam West: So it's a shouting match you want, eh? Well game on, Quahog! AAAAAH! AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAH AH! I'm beating you!
Mayor Adam West: We gather here to remember those brave Quahog men, who were lost at sea. The Bible declares an eye for an eye. So let us take our vengeance on this murderous ocean! [gets a knife, runs to ocean and stabs the shore several times] You won't be hurting anyone anymore.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 17th, 2007 Brian Griffin: You know what? I will have some of that popcorn. [he reaches into Adam West's bag and pulls out some corn on butter] What the... what the hell is this?
Mayor Adam West: Creamed corn. I brought it from home because I don't like the creamed corn they have here. It's too crunchy.
Mayor Adam West: It's all right to go to sleep, my friend. I'll stand guard.
Glenn Quagmire: Uh, okay.
Mayor Adam West: Don't worry, I'll be here all night. Just don't try to make me smile. I'm forbidden to smile. Oh, no. That episode of Growing Pains when Mike's friend Boner ran for student council. Boner. His name was... Boner. [giggling] Bone... I've failed you.
