A.J. Soprano Quotes
Carmela Soprano: Okay, as your parents, we don't feel joining the army is in your best interest.
Anthony Junior: This country is in a crisis.
Carmela Soprano: How can one soldier stop it?
Anthony Junior: When my enlistment's up, I could join the CIA or something. And with a military background, I'd have a leg up. And as an Arabic speaker, I'd be really useful.
Tony Soprano: I don't understand. You're gonna ask the Donald for some time off from your pilot job to go on CIA missions?
Anthony Junior: Everything's a joke to you!
Tony Soprano: I'm not havin' a good time.
Tony Soprano: Thirty thousand dollars for that car!
Anthony Junior: Isn't that what you have insurance for?
Carmela Soprano: What, excuse me? You're not getting another one!
Anthony Junior: Actually, that's good! It'll force me to take the bus.
Carmela Soprano: What?
Anthony Junior: We have to break our dependence on foreign oil.
Anthony Junior: It's like... America.
Tom Giglione: What about it?
Anthony Junior: I mean this is still where people come... to make it. It's a beautiful idea. And what do they get? Bling?
Tony Soprano: Uncle Bobby's funeral is finally set... for Thursday. You're gonna be there.
Anthony Junior: How's that supposed to work? We're all in defcon 4. Living in separate houses... we're gonna stand out in the open in a cemetery.
Carmela Soprano: There's always a large FBI presence.
Anthony Junior: Unbelievable.
Tony Soprano: Go out and get a blowjob.
Anthony Junior: I... I don't want a blowjob.
Tony Soprano: Keep your voice down.
Anthony Junior: Why? Who's listening out there?
Tony Soprano: Nobody. (Carmela walks in)
Anthony Junior: Oh, f**k me!
Anthony Junior: The F**k? Come on, cut it out.
Tony Soprano: He's already talkin' like a real construction worker.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, funny. See how you like workin' out in the cold.
Tony Soprano: Tomorrow morning seven a.m. you go to this address, you ask for a Mr. Caravalho. I just got off the phone with him.
Anthony Junior: At seven in the morning? For what?
Tony Soprano: You're gonna be workin' construction.
Anthony Junior: What?
Tony Soprano: Ferryin' cement in a wheelbarrow.
Anthony Junior: So it's outdoors?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Anthony Junior: Well, it's wintertime.
Tony Soprano: You got a lot o' those hooded sweatshirts.
Carmela Soprano: Oh God almighty.
Anthony Junior: If it makes you feel any better, I've been lookin' fer a new job, everyday online! Oh Jesus, you can't even talk ta her.
Tony Soprano: Are you f**kin' kiddin' me? You should be kissin' her feet. Because when you were growin' up, if it wasn't for her, I would've knocked all your baby teeth out with one shot.
Anthony Junior: Well, you're a f**kin' hypocrite, aight, 'cause every time we watch "Godfather," when Michael Corleone shoots those guys at the restaurant, those assholes who tried ta kill his dad, you sit there with your f**king bowl o' ice cream and you say it's your favorite scene of all time!
Tony Soprano: Jesus Christ, A.J. I mean, you make me wanna cry. It's a movie. Ya gotta grow up. You're not a kid anymore. You hear me, you... you... you gotta grow up. (A.J. throws up) Get in the car. First of all, your mother does not find out about this.
Anthony Junior: My stomach hurts.
Tony Soprano: You stupid f**kin' moron. You realize what could've happened ta you...if we didn't have connections? Some cop goes by the book and they charge you with attempted murder! Your hear me?! Attempted murder! Then what? Then what?
