A.J. Soprano Quotes (Page 2)
Anthony Junior: So... Uncle Jun'. What are we gonna do about 'im?
Tony Soprano: He's incarcerated for the rest of his unnatural life. So f**k him. He's a walkin' corpse.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, but dad... what he did to you...
Tony Soprano: Certainly nothin' for you to worry about...
Tony Soprano: Your amigos with the baggy pants...hope you kept 'em away from the silver.
Anthony Junior: Oh, Jesus. They're musicians, all right? They saw an ad for the drums.
Tony Soprano: You're sellin' your drums?
Anthony Junior: I need cash. I don't play 'em anymore.
Carmela Soprano: Those drums were a gift from your father.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I don't wanna sell 'em. And if you guys hadn't made me get such a crappy job, I wouldn't have to.
Carmela Soprano: Oh, this is our fault...
Anthony Junior: I'm wastin' my time at Blockbuster.
Tony Soprano: Why don't you get off your ass and find another job.
Carmela Soprano: What about community college? You said you were gonna go back to school.
Anthony Junior: Okay. For the hundredth time.... I can't register until second semester!
Tony Soprano: Oh!
Anthony Junior: Jesus Christ! I do what you guys want. Don't I deserve some kind o' life?
Anthony Junior: Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.
Carmela Soprano: You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.
Christopher Moltisanti: You were at South Mountain Arena yesterday, tryin' ta buy a gun from that asshole in the snack shop.
Anthony Junior: Who told you that?
Christopher Moltisanti: We know how you feel, but you can't do this.
Anthony Junior: I can't believe you know this. Who told you this?
Bobby Baccilieri: Look, if my pops was layin' in there shot up, I'd be thinkin' the same thing.
Christopher Moltisanti: But you can't go there.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, why the f**k not?
Bobby Baccilieri: Listen ta me, I'm your uncle. Ay, Junior's in federal lockup. No one's gettin' ta him there.
Anthony Junior: Well, it's difficult, but not impossible.
Vito Spatafore: Goddamn Junior.
Anthony Junior: Anthony Soprano is not goin' to die. I don't know what everybody's talkin' about.
Carmela Soprano: Nobody's sayin' he's gonna die.
Anthony Junior: Don't you find this completely embarrassing?
Meadow Soprano: What?
Anthony Junior: This, our family. Our father gets shot by our goober f**kin' uncle? What is that?
Meadow Soprano: Yeah, it's embarrassing. I don't wanna think about what Finn's parents are saying.
Anthony Junior: I mean, I don't really give a s**t about my friends. They know what dad does, but like, some of them remember Uncle Junior. He was always a f**kin' mummy. Why did dad hang out with him?
Meadow Soprano: You know dad. He takes those things seriously, all the Italian family stuff.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, I got the big lecture, now look.
Meadow Soprano: I know.
Anthony Junior: Hey, dad? I’m gonna get Uncle Junior for this. Don’t worry. I watched since I was little how nice you were ta him. And he doesn't just get to do this to you... put you in here and get away with it. You’re my dad, and I’m gonna put a bullet in his f**kin' mummy head, I promise. I can't believe we're not gonna like... do stuff together again, 'cause we will, I'm positive.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 21st, 2007 Anthony Junior: This is f**kin' weird!
Carmela Soprano: AJ...
Tony Soprano: No, he's right. It is f**kin' weird!
Carmela Soprano: Did somebody tell you something?
Hugh DeAngelis: I know all about it. You can save the cloak and dagger.
Mary DeAngelis: AJ?!
Anthony Junior: Huh? What?!
Hugh DeAngelis: Junior Soprano told me all about it.
Carmela Soprano: That miserable f**king man.
Mary DeAngelis: Ohhh...
Carmela Soprano: You don't know the half!
Carmela Soprano: I will not tolerate cursing...
Anthony Junior: After sixteen years of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed?
