A.J. Soprano Quotes (Page 3)
Tony Soprano: Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass.
Anthony Junior: You see? Now, that's abuse. I know what my rights are. I can call Social Services, and they'll send a case worker.
Tony Soprano: Go ahead, he'll get the other shoe.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, alright...that's enough. Go upstairs and do your spanish homework.
Anthony Junior: In fifteen minutes.
Tony Soprano: No, now.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, well first you gotta be in bed with one.
Anthony Junior: Yeah, you'd be surprised.
Tony Soprano: Yeah, I would.
Anthony Junior: But, if I'm learning disabled, I get unlimited time on my S.A.T.'s.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 20th, 2007 Carmela Soprano: You know how much little Bobby likes you.
Anthony Junior: What am I, daycare?
Anthony Junior: Spirit, speak to me. Is Bobby Junior gay?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007Anthony Junior: I like Rice. Maybe I'm Chinese.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 18th, 2007 Carmela Soprano: He was a victim of his time.
Anthony Junior: Who cares? It's what he did.
Tony Soprano: He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story.
Carmela Soprano: There is no reason you shouldn't be able to pass Social Studies.
Tony Soprano: You passin' Social Studies?
Anthony Junior: You just revealed your own ignorance... it's only been five days, we didn't get grades yet.
Tony Soprano: I what? I reveal my own what?
Major Carl Zwingli: How do we achieve this revolutionary change in thinking on your part? Cadet Corps has first call on formation 0530 each day. March, in formation, to first Mass 0620, followed by dorm inspection 0700, Classes 0800 to 1440. Athletic formation 1500, except Thursdays which is drill... or Commander's time. 1900 to 2100 is evening study time, Taps, lights out, 2200. What's missing? Give up? Television.
Anthony Junior: What's 0530 mean?!
Major Carl Zwingli: Five-thirty A.M. I just outlined for you a blueprint for total self-discipline that would take you through your entire life and that's your only question?
Anthony Junior: Why do guys in the army or, like, spies, use that "oh" thing when they tell time?
Major Carl Zwingli: That'll be made abundantly clear to you. For now, we have an expression around here — keep it simple.
