Alexis Meade Quotes
Alexis: "Daniel, seriously, what did you take and how many?!"
Daniel: "It was like seven, I mean I've taken 12 before, just not with this much booze."
Jordan: "The boobs are amazing."
Alexis: "Thanks... they're yours."
Jordan Dunn: Hello Alex.
Alexis: Jordan.
Jordan: You look different... new haircut?
Wilhelmina (to Daniel): Uh, what you're saying is we... should put thin, pretty women wearing nice outfits in this fashion magazine?
Alexis: Uh, while we take care of real business...
Daniel: If you had any...
Wilhelmina: Okay girls, tuck em back in. You're both big.
Alexis: "About my total lack of suprise-is it real or is it botox?"
Daniel: "You have a cold heart."
Alexis: "I know. I had it installed with the other upgrades."
Daniel: "Before I sign this, I have one condition."
Alexis: "You're not really in much of a position to bargain, Daniel."
Daniel: "Look, I've given you everything you want. Just make sure Betty has a job here."
Alexis: He asked me to dinner.
Wilhelmina: And you said...?
Alexis: No.
Wilhelmina: Alexis, why?
Alexis: Because it's dinner and that means sex. I know that. I used to be a guy.
Wilhelmina: And what's wrong with sex?
Alexis: Well I haven't...it's...I haven't exactly...ever since I...I haven't...
Wilhelmina: ...Taken the new car out for a test drive?
Alexis: That's one way to put it.
Wilhelmina: Alexis, what are you waiting for? Sooner of later someone is going to have to put the key in the ignition.
Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
Alexis: Let's put it this way, if my father were drowning, I would pull up a lawn chair and watch.
Quincy Combs: When Fey writes about your mother her pen drips with more venom than a cobra squaring off with a mongoose.
Alexis: Just get to the point.
Quincy Combs: She knew she was a bitch.
Alexis: "I have bigger dreams than this."
Daniel: What, a uterus?"
Alexis: "You can say it, but can you spell it?"
Alexis: "That lying bastard!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007
