Alexis Meade Quotes (Page 2)
Alexis: "Before you buy him a set of golf clubs, let me remind you that he's the one that made you feel worthless your whole life, drove our mother to rink hand sanitizer, and told me that he'd rather see me dead than standing here in a dress."
Marc: "That is one angry shemale."
Alexis: "And no, I haven't given up smoking. It's a hormone patch, so my mustache doesn't grow back."
Betty: "Really? Where'd you get that? Because I have to bleach all the time and it is such a pain."
Alexis: "Okay, let's just cut to it. They soften the jaw, slim the nose, lower the hairlines, shaved the Adam's Apple, and then they are the implants. Cheeks, breasts, ass. I'll spare you the more graphic details, but just to put the rumors to rest, they don't save 'it' in a jar."
Betty: "That's good to know."
Alexis (surprising Bradford): ".... Hello Daddy!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Wilhelmina: "It looks that skiing accident has done you a world of good... Alex Meade."
Alexis Meade: "Alexis, darling. It's Alexis now."