Amanda Tanen Quotes
Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: O.M.G. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard.
Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like 1,200 times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Ooh, someone's got their Bitch on.
Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
Amanda: I want a career I can be proud of, and a door I can close when I wanna take a nap!
Marc: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him.
Amanda: I know why. Because he's a suck up. And he won't sleep with me.
Marc: Me neither.
Slut: "I know you, you're the slut at the Jill Sanders party. Oswald Lorenzo?"
Amanda: "Oh right, you were the one that was all up in his pooch. Listen, if you weren't so desperate he might have made the 'Amanda' for you. But he would have called it the 'Skank whore'."
Amanda: "We met at the Jill Sander party last night. He was totally worshiping me (Flashback: He was totally ignoring her.), I mean I get it because I was the hottest girl there but then there was this skank who was totally trying to horn in and I was as nice as I can be (Flashback: Shoves the girl. "Out of the way, skank!"), anyway. She was a cow. She's just one of those woman who hates other women."
Marc: "Enough with the vagina monologue, open it!"
Amanda: "Ugh, I'm still bored. Watching nerd love is so tedious."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007Amanda (To Becks): "No, no, no. You don't want this slut. There is a much bigger slut in there, and I want her skirt, could you just go get it for me?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Amanda: "50-50?"
Marc: "40-60"
Amanda: "45-55"
Marc: "Don't push it, bitch!"
Amanda: "Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth!"
Marc: "Oh, like that's so hard!"
