Andy Botwin Quotes (Page 2)
Andy: Hey, Doug.
Doug: Hey, Randy.
Andy: Andy, it’s Andy.
Doug: Oh really? I thought... It’s not Randy?
Andy: (shakes his head)
Doug: I’ve always thought of you as a Randy.
Andy: Pretty sure.
Doug: Hmm, wow. Okay.
Andy: The way I see it is you’re in way over your head here. You got a house, you got bills, you’re a mommy. Dealing is a full time job. You need some help, Nancy Pants.
Nancy: Don’t call me pants. Judah called me pants, not you.
Andy: Hey, I miss him to, Nancy. Whatever you think about me, Judah was my brother. And I loved him. And I have your back.
Andy: Hey, pants.
Nancy: Please tell me I didn’t hear that you had cyber sex with a 15-year-old deaf girl.
Nancy: They wanted to suspend him.
Andy: For what? If Shane wants to believe in Chris, and they try to suspend him for it, Whoa! That’s freedom of religion, that’s like the first commandment; we could nail ‘em on that.
Nancy: I don’t think Chris is protected under “Freedom of Religion,” Andy. In fact, the Angry Christian Moms I heard from in the PTA were pretty offended by it.
Andy: Well that’s so intolerant. I mean, what would Jesus do?
Andy: If there’s one thing I learned about the Christ crowd, absolutely no sense of humor. Should’ve gone after the Jew market, at least we can take a joke.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy: Know this, Lupita, until you love me, I’ve got enough love for the both of us.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
