Ari Gold Quotes (Page 4)
Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the f**king Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?
Ari: I wanna f**k Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: F**k Peter Hill, never heard of him.
• Rating 4.6 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: Let's hug it out, bitch.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: [yelling to another driver on the road] Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: [to his assistant Lloyd] *nodding drunkenly* That was a good speech Lloyd...If I was 25 and liked c**k, we could be something...
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: Smoke more Weed Turtle, Seriously, smoke more weed.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the f**k out! You're fired, and in case your ears are f**ked, Get. The F**k. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007Ari: You s**tty dime-store therapist. A man's life is on the line here, and all you give a f**k about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you f**k your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the f**k does he afford this place anyway? Isn't he a guidance counselor at a high school?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 20th, 2007 Ari: Everybody stop. I didn't go to the Lakers game because they're playing the f**king Bobcats. And I came here today, because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question. Basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of f**king diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me, I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number - like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day.
Mrs. Ari: You're really only our 5th.