Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 10)
Barney: Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Okay, I'm leaving, but just know, this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht. And what will be sticking to that yacht? The Barnacle.
Ted: Really? That's the nickname now?
Barney: Yeah, the Barnacle
Ted: The Barnacle?
Barney: That's it. [pause] Barnacle, out!
Barney: Here's the plan, and I crap you not! I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engaged, or married, or, God forbid, fat.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: You know what I love about Halloween. It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. A girl dresses up like a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse-
Lily: Wow, we get it.
Barney: She's a slutty nurse.
Lily: [seeing Barney's shiny shirt] Hey, we wore the same the shirt! No, wait, that's just my shirt reflected in yours.
Barney: One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects. Don't you ever read my blog?
Lily: Why would Natalie hang up on you?
Ted: I don't know.
Barney: Did you sleep with her sister?
Ted: No.
Barney: Did you sleep with her mom?
Ted: No.
Barney: I'm losing interest in your story.
Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: You're in a rut.
Ted: I'm not in a rut. I have a routine.
Barney: Ted, what is the first syllable in rut-tine?
