Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 11)
Barney: Look, our forefathers died for the "pursuit of happiness," okay? Not for the "sit around and wait of happiness." Now if you want, we can go to the same bar, drink the same beer, talk to the same people every day or you can lick the Liberty Bell. You can grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.
Taxi driver: That was beautiful, man.
Barney: It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...dary!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five!
[Barney does a high five with his cellphone.]
Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney: You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!
Ted: [to Barney] Don't say "legendary." You're too liberal with the word "legendary."
[Flashback]
Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. It's going to be legendary! Snowsuit up!
Barney: This so lame.
Ted: Lame ... or casual?
Barney: Lame.
Ted: ... or casual?
Barney: [to Ted] You suited up! This is totally going in my blog!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Hey, loser. How is that not playing laser tag? Because playing laser tag is awesome! Oh, I killed you, Conner! Don't make me get your mom!
Ted: Hey, listen, I need your help on something.
Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
Future Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday."
Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just KNOW she likes it dirty. Go say 'Hi'.
Barney: Lebanese girls are the new half-asians
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
