Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 6)
Barney: Do it! Come on Ted, do it! It's one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
Ted: What? Sleep with a prostitute?
Barney: No, lose your virginity! What Up!
Barney: [laughing] Come on Lilly how many women can say that they have been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007 Marshall: Look Barney you tried. I think that’s great but we’re going.
Barney: No! No! Come on.
Marshall: Yes!
Barney: Dude! We haven’t hit legendary yet, we’re only at the Le, we still got the Gen, the Da, the Ry.
Lily: Ok if were at the Le then I say we follow it up with the Ts go home.
Marshall: Oh wow you just got burned phonic style.
Barney: Kids, you don’t give half a brown crayola to what I do for a living, do you?
Kids: Noo.
Barney: I know what you want. Magic! [poof of flame and smoke from hand]
Kids: Ooohhhh.
Barney: So Robin, do you ever, uhh, report on train wrecks? Because [long pause] I just saw one! Whaaatt uppp! [to kid in class] Tiny five!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Barney: [to Marshall] You’re different. Now I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake you are or you could change your entire personality – which is just so much easier!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 30th, 2007Barney: [to Marshall, who was complaining about how shady the Tailor's place looked] Hey look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007 Barney: Ladies, gentlemen, Ted. This has been a wonderful evening. I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the Re-return. I finally nailed Shannon. Told her I'd call her tomorrow...ayeah, right! And I rediscovered how awesomely awesome my life is. Peace out, hombres!
[the rest of the group is silent]
Marshall: I think Barney just won game night.
Barney: Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007Barney: My life rocks! Money, suits and sex? These are tears of joy!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 29th, 2007
