Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 9)
Barney: You need to mark your territory, and I don't mean missing the toilet.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Good night, thanks for playing, see you never!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Wow, Jackie, you make a really great first impression. I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie [with ecstasy] ohhhh.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one-night hookups, I'm looking for a soulmate, someone who I can love and cuddle... [pauses] or so it says in my profile. [laughs]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Barney: Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot, that's a perfect c**ktail. Shake well, then sleep with.
Ted: I'm not going to a matchmaker, that's like giving up. It's the man-version of getting a cat.
Barney: Come on Ted, this is an incredible opportunity, we'll meet our soulmates, nail'em and never call 'em again.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Robin: So what was it, a c**kroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a c**kamouse!
Robin: A c**kamouse?
Lily: It was some mutant combination of the two. It was like a c**kroach and a mouse, you know...
Barney: Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies tango?
Barney: [chuckling] Marshall ran away from a c**kroach.
Marshall: It was a mouse!
Barney: Sorry, my bad! You're a man!
Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
arney: Oh, yeah, we do that behind your back. "Ted-out": to overthink. See also "Ted-up". "Ted-up": to overthink with disastrous consequences. For example, "Billy Tedded-up when he-"
Ted: All right, I get it!
Barney: You are such a loser! Come on, I came back for you, Ted. I penguin suited up to show you the error of your ways, and to score hula girl's number. Check. And check.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
