Barney Gumble Quotes (Page 2)
[The Be Sharps are at the Grammys.]
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
Barney: TAKE THAT SNAKE!! (hits ground) AND YOU TOO!! (hits ground again) SNAKES!! SNAKES EVERYWHERE!!!!
Lenny: Hey, ya getting ready for Whacking Day?
Barney: What's Whacking Day?
Leonard Nimoy: Well, my work is done here.
Barney: What do you mean your work is done? You didn't do anything!
Leonard Nimoy: [bemusedly c**king an eyebrow] Didn't I? [he teleports into nothingness, as on Star Trek]
Homer: [angry] Mr. West, you said there was a a job for me.
Adam West: There was. When I called you, [camera zooms in dramatically] forty five minutes ago!
Barney: so long Superman, you're secret identity is safe with me.
Barney: [In reference to the Duff Bowl, a parody of the Bud Bowl] Hey Homer, didn't you say that if Duff Dry wins, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry, Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They're both great teams.
Barney: She broke my heart, Moe.
Moe: Don't worry, Barney. Time heals all wounds.
Barney: Well, whaddya know! You're right! And look, a whole pitcher to myself!
Barney: Hey, Homer, you're late for English!
Homer: Pffft, English, who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on, let's go smoke!
Homer: I'll call Barney!
[Barney's answering machine message is "Nobody's here" said to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth]
Homer: Damn those novelty telephone answering tapes! Well, thanks a lot, Thanks a lot Barney I just wasted my one phone call on your stup-
Barney: What? What? I'm home! I'm home!