Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 10)
Bart: I was going to see if we could deal with this peacefully... but instead I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny!!
Lisa: Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy.
Bart: (realizing what he's done) Ah!!! Mr. Honey Bunny!!
[As the family arrives for church, Bart can hear a beautiful soprano voice singing a hymn.]
Bart: Jessica...
Lisa: Bart, be strong! You don't need that little hellcat!
Bart: Too late, Lis. She's already drawn me to her with her beautiful siren song...
[Bart rushes inside and finds out that the person singing the hymn is Ned Flanders.]
Bart: (shudders) Oh, that's very disturbing.
Jessica: You're bad, Bart Simpson!
Bart: No I'm not! I just...
Jessica: Yes you are! You're bad...and I like it!
Bart: ...I'm bad to the bone, honey.
Bart: Hi, I'm Bart Simpson, and I must say I was incredibly moved by your reading today. I don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible!
Jessica: Um...thanks, Art. I...have to go over here now.
Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed ..[someone hands her a paper; she reads it] Oh, my! It seems the show is so scary that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead they've suggested the 1947 Glenn Ford classic movie, "200 Miles to Oregon". [a clip from the movie shows; The picture shuts off like a television being unplugged. The little white dot remaining at the center expands into a green line which becomes modulated with Bart's voice like an oscilloscope trace]
Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.
Homer: What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice! [laughs] Brrr...hee! Heeee! [changing pitches] Blub blub blub blub blub! Thiiis...iiis my vooice...on teeeveeeee-
Bart: Dad! You're ruining the mood.
Homer: Sorry.
Bart: For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of...The Simpsons Halloween Special.
Bart: Oh, no! The dead have risen! And they're voting Republican!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 19th, 2007 Lisa: You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do you?
Bart: You were just Barlow's lackey!
Lisa: You were Ronnie to his Nancy!
Bart: Sonny to his Cher!
Lisa: Ringo to the rest of the Beatles!
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart's dead!
Homer and Marge: Oh my god! No!, etc.
[Bart sits up.]
Bart: That's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!
[Bart uses the flash from his camera to kill the robots.]
Bart: (In a Terminator-like voice) Hey mouse, say cheese!
[The camera flashes and the mouse robot keels over.]
Bart: With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero!
Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of... what's the opposite of shame?
Marge: Pride?
Bart: No, not that far from shame.
Homer: Less shame?
Bart: Yeaaaaah...