Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 13)
[In the play, Marge is suspended in midair and is swooping around the stage.]
Bart: Cool! She can fly!
Lisa: I think it's supposed to symbolize her descent into madness.
Bart: Krusty, they fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: Oh my god!!!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: Oh my god!!!
Bart: I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn't have a seven or an eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 16th, 2007 Milhouse: Bart, I don't want you to see me cry.
Bart: Aw comeon, I've seen you cry a million times. You cry when you scrape your knee, you cry when they're out of chocolate milk, you cry when you're doing long division and you have a remainder left over.
Milhouse: Well, I didn't want you to see me cry THIS time.
Bart: All they do is kiss.
Marge: How cute! [pauses slightly] They don't open their mouths, do they?
Bart: No.
Marge: How cute!
[Bart's rock star fantasy...]
Bart: (on stage, in front of his screaming fans) I'd like to play me latest chart-topper. It's called, "Me Fans are Stupid Pigs."
[The crowd cheers wildly. Later, Bart is passed out backstage.]
Manager: Bart, you've got to go on!
Bart: Slag off!
Milhouse: You've changed, man. It used to be about the music!
Bart: I said slag off!!
[Bart hurls an empty whiskey bottle at Milhouse.]
Bart: (back in reality) Coool....
Bart: After trying 4 times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Bart: Come on boys, break it up. That belly ain't getting any pinker.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order? Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Bart: That's right, man. I got my first taste of authority... [rubbing his hands] And I liked it!
Marge: How was detention today, dear?
Bart: Not bad. I'm starting to get the hang of the floor waxer.