Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 20)
Sherri: Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does 'incompetent' mean?
Terri: It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
Bart: Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely. First initials, I.P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [To the patrons] Is I.P. Freely here? I.P. Freely?
Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love... and frighten prowlers.
Bart: And, if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch.
Marge: Alright, children. Let me have those letters. I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
Bart: Oh please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
Bart: Ah, come on Dad, this can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 21st, 2007Marge: Isn't that sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.
Bart: [close up, singing] Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got away, ah!