Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 4)
Bart: Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
Homer: Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: [clueless] I don't get it.
Bart: [frustrated] Yell out 'I'll eat a booger'!
Homer: [clueless] What's the gag?
Bart: Oh, forget it...[hangs up]
Bart: Who are you?
L.T. Smash: Aw, you'll find out in due time.
Bart:
L.T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.
Bart (hypnotized): Hello, family.
Marge: Where have you been, young man? It's nearly bedtime.
Bart: I was...
Sideshow Bob (in Bart's head): If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.
Bart: I was at the flower shop.
Homer (lying): Oh yeah, uh, I was at the flower shop too. Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop!
Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.
Bart: Oh, it's just you, Bob. How're you doing?
Sideshow Bob: What, no screams? Not even an "eep"?
Bart: Hey, I'm not scared of you. Every time we tangle, you end up in jail. I'm 6 and 0.
Sideshow Bob: I admit that the record is rather one-sided, but this time I cannot fail ! (walks into rake) Rakes, my old archenemy.
Bart: I thought I was your archenemy.
Sideshow Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart.
Lisa: (reading from the computer) Well, according to WhatBadgersEat.com badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles and marmots.
Bart: (looking in the kitchen cabinet) Stoats... Stoats...
Lisa: Bart, you won't find stoats in a can.
Bart: (holding a can) Then what's this?
Lisa: It says corn, Bart.
Bart: Must you embarrass me?
Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
Homer: I don't care, as long as I get the support I need.
Bart: You're not going to believe it, Lis. This cool Indian guy showed me our future.
Lisa: Really? Anything good?
Bart: I'll say! I've got my own band, and a moped.
Lisa: What about me?
Bart: Eh, some government job.
Bart Simpson: Help me get this done, then I promise we can all look through Bill Clinton's porno stash. (Bart's friends then go over to Clinton's porn)
• Vote for this Quote! • July 28th, 2007 Bart Simpson: What happened to you Lisa? You used to be cool.
Lisa Simpson: No I didn't.
Bart Simpson: What happened to you, Homer? You used to be cool.
Homer Simpson: I'm still cool!
Bart Simpson: Nah. You've changed, man.
Homer Simpson: Well I do have this robotic prostate, but you can't see it. [Homer looks down.] Oh, you can.