Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 6)
Lisa: Ugh! I wish I'd never found those stupid bones! It's time to put an end to this. Bart, I'm borrowing your blue crowbar.
Bart: Good ol' Blue-y.
Marge: Hey, she's gonna smash the angel!
Homer: Somebody stop her!
Lisa: [walks into garage, turns on the light] [Gasps] It's gone!
Homer: [weeping] Oh, no! This can't be happening! What the hell are we gonna do with 10,000 angel ashtrays? [sobbing]
Bart: I could take up smoking.
Homer: You damn well better.
Bart: Wow, so that's how Lisa got her sax!
Homer: Next, I'll tell you the origin of Maggie's pacifier!
Marge: What origin? We got it for $1.95 down at the Safeway!
Lisa: A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Bart: Not if you called 'em stench blossoms.
Homer: Or crapweeds.
Marge: I'd sure hate to get a dozen crapweeds for Valentine's Day. I'd rather have candy.
Homer: Not if they were called scumdrops.
Marge: It's wall-to-wall landmarks! The Williamsburg bridge! 4th Avenue! Governor's island!
Bart: Look, it's ZZ Top! [leans out the window and shouts] You guys rock!
Hasidic Jew: Eh, maybe a little...
Bart: Military school!? You guys lied to me!
Homer: Well, I'm sorry if you heard "Disneyland," but I distinctly said, "military school!"
Barney: Well, I gotta go. I got a date with the lady in front of the drug store who's always yelling things. [leaves]
Moe: She told me she was washing her hair tonight. [Sigh] I'm so desperately lonely.
Bart: [calling from outside a window of his factory] Hey, Milhouse! You want a job in my factory?
Milhouse: You don't have a factory.
Bart: Hey, I'm a busy man. You want a job or not?
Milhouse: Okay!
Homer: "See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?"
Bart: "I'll do it this afternoon!"
Bart (pleadingly): I miss him so much, and I know you like him, but I like him too and he was mine first, and I know I don't deserve him, but...
blind man: So what this comes down to is, you want a blind man to give up his only companion?
Bart: Yes, please.
Bart: So, that's my plan. I'm gonna break in to the blind man's yard and swipe the dog.
Lisa (disapprovingly): Bart, that is a new low.
Bart: Hey, I'm not saying it's going to be a dance around the maypole.
Lisa (arms crossed): Well, I won't tell Mom and Dad, but only because I want the dog back. Just try not to freak out the blind man.
Bart: I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.