Betty Suarez Quotes
Ignacio: Just add cilantro.
Betty: I don't think I have cilantro. Can I just add extra cheese?
Ignacio: You didn't buy chili powder, and you used ketchup, so why not.
Betty: It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Betty: Besides, we get to meet all of our family members and practice our spanish. "Hola comi a tu sobrina."
Ignacio: You just said "I ate your niece."
Betty: When I was a little girl I hated getting my allergy shot, so I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 23rd, 2007 Betty: Do you think people will want the Royal Feast or the Jester's Banquet?
Christina: I think people just want to get drunk.
Betty: So, should I get used to this whole mug-shot look?
Daniel: I was out late at the... therapy meeting you signed me up for.
Alexis: "About my total lack of suprise-is it real or is it botox?"
Daniel: "You have a cold heart."
Alexis: "I know. I had it installed with the other upgrades."
Daniel: "Before I sign this, I have one condition."
Alexis: "You're not really in much of a position to bargain, Daniel."
Daniel: "Look, I've given you everything you want. Just make sure Betty has a job here."
Betty: You and me have a lot to talk about. But first: us. I shouldn't have shut you out, that was wrong of me, but you were more wrong. You really hurt me at that club.
Daniel: I know. I am sorry. I messed up. I didn't mean those things I said.
Betty: Good, because when you hired me you got more than an assistant, you got a friend. It's just who I am, Daniel. If you screw up I'm gonna tell you, whether you like it or not.
Daniel: I know, I need that. I need you Betty. So, we okay?
Betty: Of course we are... 16! Are you crazy! What the hell were you thinking!
Amanda: You got messages. Christina called like 1,200 times. I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around.
Betty: Henry is not my lover. And just throw away the messages from Christina.
Amanda: Ooh, someone's got their Bitch on.
Daniel: What, did you follow me here?
Betty: No! Daniel I was here before you. I was enjoying a filthy cub scout!
