Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 10)
Bree: "Hi Danielle. How was school?"
Danielle: "It was ok."
Bree: "Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?"
Bree: "This is the most impoverished neighborhood in the city. Trust me, someone will steal the car."
Rex: "How can you be so sure?"
Bree: "Because I have faith in the poor."
Bree: "How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last, because it's really starting to tick me off!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Bree: "I'm repairing a chipped mug."
Rex: "Why don't you just buy a new one?"
Bree: "Because I think it's better to fix what you already have."
Bree: "Is that how you see me? As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish? I love sex."
Dr. Goldfine: "All right."
Bree: "I love everything about it. The sensations, the smells. I especially love the feel of a man. All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body. And then, when you add friction. Mmm ... The tactile sensation of running my tongue over a man’s nipple ever so gently. And then there’s the act itself - two bodies becoming one in that final eruption of pleasure. To be honest, the only thing I don’t like about sex is the scrotum. I mean, obviously it has its practical applications, but I’m just not a fan."
Bree: "Rex. The truth is, with the kids gone, I'll be all by myself in this house for the first time in 17 years."
Rex: "Honey, I know it's hard to hear, but the marriage counseling might not work. You need to get used to being alone."
Bree: "You're right. That was hard to hear."
Rex: "Oh come on, I'm staying at a motel, I haven't had a decent meal in weeks."
Bree: "Honey, the marriage counseling may not work out, you need to get used to bad cooking."
Lynette: "You can tell them how beautifully behaved the twins are."
Bree: "So you want me to lie?"
Lynette: "I thought that was understood."
Bree: "He could've been a sexual predator."
Rex: "And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's? That's a lose-lose situation."
Bree: "I love to try out new recipes before the holidays. That way if the cookbook has it wrong, I can fix it."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007