Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 11)
Bree: [at dinner party] "Rex cries after he ejaculates."
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Susan: "How could we have all forgotten about this?"
Lynette: "We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually when the hostess dies, that party is off."
Bree: "Lynette!"
Lynette: "I'm not being flip, I'm just pointing out a reality."
Susan: "Lynette?"
Lynette: "I'm in."
Bree: "I'll make braised lamb shanks."
Lynette: "I'm still in."
Rex: "So these tennis lessons we're taking. How are we doing?"
Bree: "My backhand is improving immensely, but you're still having problems with your serve."
Rex: "Of course."
Bree: "It's the age old question. How much do really want to know about our neighbors?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Danielle: "Why can't we ever have normal soup?"
Bree: "Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree."
Rex: "Since when do you make mistakes?"
Bree: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Rex: "It means that I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time. You're this plastic suburban housewife with her pearls and her spatula who says things like 'We owe the Hendersons a dinner.'"
Andrew: "I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? Can't we just have food?
Bree: "Are you doing drugs?"
Andrew: "What?"
Bree: "Change in behavior is one of the warning signs and you have been fresh as paint over the last six months. That would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom."
Danielle: "Trust me, that is not what he is doing."
Andrew: "Shut up."