Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 5)
Bree: "When I was young, my stepmother told me that I very lucky. I possessed beauty, wit, cunning, and insight. These were weapons all women needed to survive in the world."
Danielle: "So?"
Bree: "So take good care of your looks, Danielle. You don’t have any other weapons at your disposal."
Susan: "Well, we were just wondering actually, we were curious about, uh..."
Edie: "What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite?"
Susan: "Yeah, that."
Bree: "Excuse me?"
Edie: "Well from the day that dead body showed up nobody was yelling, ‘Oh, the Applewhites are involved,’ louder than you. And then the next thing we know you are having Betty over for poker? What gives?"
Susan: "She makes it sound like we’re angry and we’re not angry."
Edie: "I’m a little angry."
Danielle: "You're determined to ruin my life so I have to stay with you here and keep you company while you turn into an old fossil."
Bree: "All I ever wanted was for you to be happy."
Danielle: "Don't just want it. Make it happen."
Bree: "Danielle, question. Is there a black man hiding under your bed?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Prostitute: "Hey, can I ask you something?"
Bree: "I'd rather you didn't."
Prostitute: "How'd you get started?"
Bree: "Started?"
Prostitute: "You know, in the escort business?"
Bree: "I beg your pardon."
Prostitute: "I bet the guys go crazy with your whole classy, repressed thing you got going on, huh? I mean, your skin has, like, no pores."
Bree: "I am not sure, but I think there was a compliment in there somewhere, so thank you. But I am not an escort."
Prostitute: "How much you charge a night?"
Bree: "Look, I...five thousand."
Prostitute: "Whoa. What do you have to do exactly for five grand?"
Detective Barton: "Bree. I have to say, I was very pleased to get your call. I mean. I’m surprised you want to have anything to do with me, given our recent history."
Bree: "Oh you mean, you having suspected me of murdering my husband? Detective, that is all water under the bridge by now."
Gabrielle: "Bree, maybe you should call in a favor from your police detective pal. Have him poke around."
Susan: "That’s a great idea. You could have him do a background check on the Applewhites."
Bree: "I don’t think I can do that."
Susan: "Why not? You said he was nice."
Bree: "Well, once he stopped suspecting me of murdering Rex, he was delightful, but I don’t really know him."
Bree: "Hi, Karl. Oh! Oh, um, quick question, when someone discusses a sensitive situation with a lawyer such as yourself, when does attorney client confidentiality kick in?"
Karl: "From the moment the lawyer's been hired. Why?"
Bree: "Here's a check for 100 dollars. That's enough for a retainer, right?"
Karl: "I guess. What's going on, Bree?"
Bree: "My son is trying to blackmail me. And I want you to stop the little S.O.B. Do you think you could do that?"
Bree: "Get over here. Now."
Andrew: "Somebody's angry. Did one of your soufflés fall?"
Bree: "I saw what you did with your friend."
Andrew: "Oh, and you didn't turn into a pillar of salt. Good for you."
Bree: "This is not a joke, Andrew. What if the neighbors had seen you?"
Andrew: "Well, I'd hope they'd think that I'd landed a hottie."
Edie: "What do you guys think about the Applewhites?"
Susan: "I like 'em, very nice. Very..."
Bree: "Interesting."
Susan: "Right, interesting."
Edie: "Hmm, they weird me out, too."