Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 6)
Lynette: "So, he poisoned Rex?"
Gabrielle: "Sweet, little George Williams."
Bree: "Well, it turns out he wasn't so sweet after all. Anyway, uh, there's a chance that some of this may wind up in the paper, so I wanted you to hear it from me first."
Susan: "Bree, I'm so sorry."
Lynette: "Yeah, like you haven't been through enough."
Gabrielle: "God, and he's our pharmacist. It's enough to turn you holistic."
Bree: "I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh, dear lord."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Gabrielle: "When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls I would spend the rest of my days being rich and in love and childless, and they laughed at me, and they said I would just end up being another fat hausfrau living a life that I didn't plan. I'm not gonna give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right."
Bree: "Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you."
Gabrielle: "Bree, my friends are models. They're never happy for anyone."
Betty: "How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning? I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden."
Bree: "Do you really want to know my secret?"
Betty: "Oh, yes."
Bree: "Horse manure. I have it delivered. Susan makes fun of me, but the proof is in the pudding."
Dr. Goldfine: "Bree, you’ve said many times how comfortable you are with George, but you don’t feel for him the way you felt for Rex."
Bree: "No. True love is great, but at this point in my life, I think I’d rather just go to the opera."
George: "Bree, will you marry me?"
Bree: "Huh?"
George: "I love you and I think I know how you feel about me. So why wait?"
Bree: "George, Rex hasn’t even been dead for two months."
George: "Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it’s that life is short. It’s dumb to play it safe. If we see a chance for happiness we should grab it and hold on tight."
Bree: "See, I thought we were going to a yard sale."
Bree: "Paul, we've called the police."
Paul: "You didn't really need to do that."
Gabrielle: "We know what you did to Mrs. Huber."
Paul: "Wonderful. I see you've all turned into Susan while I've been gone."
George: "What’s wrong?"
Bree: "I don’t know. I felt something weird."
George: "Oh, that was my tongue. It extends farther than most. I should have warned you."
George: "It’s okay that I’m doing this right?"
Bree: "Well, I thought we were going to let the duck digest a bit more, but what the heck."
Bree: "How in the world can anyone accuse me of murder?"
Edie: "Well, you are wound pretty tight. What? The super mom is always the first to snap. They’ve done studies."