Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 7)
Bree: "I’ve realized looking back that I was still in shock during Rex’s first funeral. I don’t think it had quite hit me yet what had happened so that’s why this small ceremony means so much to me. Because I realize now that this is the last chance I’m gonna have to say goodbye."
Edie: "Unless, of course, they dig him up again."
Detective 2: "We’ve got a court order which says until we're done with it, the corpse is ours."
Bree: "He is not a corpse. He is a man named Rex Van de Kamp. He was a loving husband, a devoted father, and a successful doctor. So successful, in fact, that he left me enough money to sue the city, this precinct, and you two gentlemen personally just for the fun of it."
Andrew: "Are you blackmailing me into coming to dinner?"
Bree: "Oh, you don’t know the lengths I’d go to for even seating."
Bree: "Honey, the feelings that you're having are perfectly normal, but George isn’t trying to take your father’s place. He’s, well, he’s just a friend."
Andrew: "Really? Just a friend? So you're not planning on getting more serious with this guy in the future?"
Bree: "You know, I haven’t even thought about it."
Andrew: "You're so transparent, it’s pathetic. You’re worried about a ripped T-shirt humiliating this family? Wait 'till people see that you’re dating the town nerd less than a month after your husband’s funeral."
Phyllis: "Do you wanna see me keel over?"
Bree: "No. In theory."
Bree: "Give me your tie."
Tom: "What?"
Bree: "Give me your tie!"
Lynette: "Give it to her! Give it to her!"
Bree: "Lynette, hi, it's Bree. I do hope I’m not calling too early. Hmm? Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf. I'll press it for you. Um, I have, uh, some news. Rex died."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Bree: "Think of something unpleasant... like famine, or disease... or hobos!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Bree: (to George) "Are you having an erection?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Bree: "Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?"
Rex: "Ha. No. But come on, we've been married 18 years."
Bree: "Yes we have. And you still don't know when I need you to lie."