Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 8)
Bree: [to Andrew] "Your father is into S&M. He makes me beat him with a riding crop. No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Lynette: "Hi. My babysitter canceled."
Bree: "I've got millions of errands to run so...."
Lynette: "Please hear me out. This is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours. There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on."
Bree: "If it were any other day."
Lynette: "Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, I'm wearing panty hose."
Bree: "Porter, what did I tell you?"
Porter: "But I'm hungry."
Bree: "Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese."
Porter: "Ew, barf."
Bree: "Don't be common, young man."
Bree: "Think about how good men are at lying on the spot. Imagine if you gave them time and a pen."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Bree: "Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream."
Rex: "Bree..."
Bree: "I will scream about your cruelty. Then I will scream about your infidelity. And just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits. You want to know what true humiliation is? You just take one step."
Bree: "Are they laughing at us?"
Rex: "No, I think they're laughing at you. I think they feel sorry for me which is, just as mortifying."
Bree: "Good friends offer to help in a crisis; great friends don't take no for an answer."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Maisy: "I've been abandoned. I guess that what happens when you become the town whore."
Bree: "Oh sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. They abandoned you because you weren't that nice to begin with."
Lynette: "I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex."
Gabrielle: "Obviously someone who is not getting it at home."
Bree: "Ah, what just happened?"
Lynette: "The stakes were raised."
Bree: "Yes, yes they were. I fold."
Bree: "You're President of the abstinence club!"
Danielle: "Well, I wasn't planning on running for a second term."