Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge Quotes (Page 9)
John: "Mrs. Van De Kamp."
Bree: "Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?"
John: "Sure. So, what can I do for you?"
Bree: "Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it."
Rex: "For gods sake, you promised to be supportive."
Bree: "What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?"
Bree: "Okay. So what’s our control word?"
Rex: "Well, lately I’ve been using Philadelphia. What’s wrong?"
Bree: "Well it’s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap."
Bree: "I want to keep the club membership. Rex is terrible at tennis and hates buffets."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Rex: "Hey!"
Bree: "I’m not speaking to you."
Rex: "Didn’t like the settlement talks, huh?"
Bree: "You only demanded the good china because you know I love it."
Rex: "You take our timeshare in Aspen, and I’m vindictive? Come on! You'll hardly ever use that place!"
Bree: "Hardly? How about never!"
Rex: "I mean, fine. When I move out, I’m going to use your good china for take out food. Yeah. pizza, spare ribs..."
Bree: "You know what? At our next settlement talks, I plan on asking for your golf clubs!"
Rex: "Isn’t divorce fun?"
Bree: "Do me a favor, Rex. Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007Bree: "Andrew, Danielle! Daddy's going to fornicate for us!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Bree: "As of this moment, Rex, I am no longer your wife. I am going to go out, and find the most vindictive lawyer I can find, and together, we are going to eviscerate you. I'm going to take away your money, your family, and your dignity. Do you hear me?"
Rex: "Bree..."
Bree: "And I am so thrilled to know that you still love me. Because I want what's about to happen to you...to hurt as much as humanly possible. I'm so glad you didn't die before I got a chance to tell you that."
Maisy: "You’re not going to tell a soul. Bree, you may hate me, but you’d hate the humiliation a lot more."
Bree: "Oh, I don’t hate you, Maisy. I pity you."
Bree: "Well, that's because you just don't love him as much as I do!"
Rex: "Well, isn't that nice."
Bree: "It's just a fact. I'm his mother. He lived inside of me."
Rex: "He hung out in your womb for a few months back in the 80s. Since then, I have grown to love him just as much as you!"