Brian Quotes (Page 5)
Brian Griffin: Oh, I'm sure you'll find someone to go with you.
Meg Griffin: No, I won't! I'm so fat and gross!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Meg Griffin: I should just kill myself!
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwww... that's... c'mon...
Meg Griffin: I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna kill myself, 'cause no one will go with me! [
Brian Griffin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Meg? Stop it. C'mon. Alright, alright Meg, look... what if I... what if I drove you and walked in with you or whatever -
Meg Griffin: Brian, will you go with me?!
Brian Griffin: Are you gonna kill yourself if I don't?
Meg Griffin: Yeah!
Brian Griffin: Well, then my hands are pretty much tied!
Brian Griffin: Hello? Oh, hey, Jillian, what's up?
Jillian: Brian, are you coming over to watch Laguna Beach tonight?
Brian Griffin: Uh... what time does it start?
Jillian: 10:00, Eastern and specific time.
Brian Griffin: What? What did you say, "specific" time? Don't you mean Pacific time?
Jillian: No, I think it's called specific time. They mean it starts specifically at 10.
Brian Griffin: So what happened?
Stewie Griffin: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Woman, Brian- what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know wha... why don't guys just do that?
Brian Griffin: They do, it's called being gay.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.
Brian Griffin: Hey, where's Olivia?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, she's probably up at the house.
Brian Griffin: Stewie?
Stewie Griffin: Yeah?
Brian Griffin: It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: What?
Brian Griffin: It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: I know.
Brian Griffin: It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: I know.
Brian Griffin: No Stewie, Stewie.... It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: Don't do this to me man, not you, man.
Brian Griffin: It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: Screw you, cut it out, man!
Brian Griffin: It's not your fault.
Stewie Griffin: [hugs Brian; cries] Why is it so hard? I didn't know it was going to be so hard!!!
Brian Griffin: [to Stewie] You wanna know how to get women? There's only one place to observe.
[outside Quagmire's house]
Brian Griffin: Just watch.
Woman: I am not doing that, Glenn.
Glenn Quagmire: Come on beautiful, keep an open mind.
Woman: You're a sick man!
Glenn Quagmire: Hey keep it down, I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore screaming at me on my front lawn.
Woman: Whore?! Well, maybe I should come inside.
Glenn Quagmire: Well maybe you should.
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce? Why the hell would she respond so positively to such a negative comment? Unless ... Brian, do women like it when you treat them like crap?
Brian Griffin: Well I don't know if you wanna be so black and white about it...
Stewie Griffin: WAIT! That's it! Women respond when you treat them like crap. Well, Olivia, prepare to meet a much darker Stewie.
Jillian: Hi Stewie!
Brian Griffin: What the hell are you doing?
Stewie Griffin: Eh, not much really. Just me and my pubes... haaaaangin' out.
Brian Griffin: Oh, dear God!
Stewie Griffin: Boy, I am so beat from doin' adult stuff all day.
Jillian: So am I.
Stewie Griffin: [stretching] I just feel like kickin' it tonight. [a pair of fuzzy dice falls out of his diaper] Oh! Look at that, I'm growin' all the time.
Stewie Griffin: Oh,I haven't given up yet, Brian. Olivia says she wants a more mature, grown-up man, so all I've got to do is be more grown up.
Brian Griffin: What are you doing?
Stewie Griffin: Just cleaning out your brush, man.
Brian Griffin: Ugh... Stewie, what the hell?! Get me down from here!
Stewie Griffin: No way, man! How do I know you're not the Tooth Fairy in disguise?!
Brian Griffin: Your middle name is Gilligan.
Stewie Griffin: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Brian Griffin: You think my girlfriend's a moron.
Stewie Griffin: SO DOES EVERYONE!
Brian Griffin: You have a picture of Chris Noth in your wallet.
Stewie Griffin: Okay.
Stewie Griffin: What the hell is that?
Brian Griffin: Ah, it's Jillian. She's, uh... she has this eating disorder. She's bulimic.
Stewie Griffin: My God, that's horrible!
Brian Griffin: I know, it really is. I mean, her hair is falling out, last week she lost a tooth...
Stewie Griffin: Really?
Brian Griffin: But man, I'll tell you, all that purging just makes her body look fantastic. I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and so many of them just look so great.
Brian Griffin: Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, it's been on my crotch!!!
