Brian Quotes (Page 8)
Brian Griffin: Hi there. I'm Brian Griffin, and you're listening to The Lunch Hour, serving up food for the mind. Today's entrée is politics. What's on your mind today? The governor's budget? Stem cell research? Give us a hot spoonful of your opinion. OK, we have a question from Quahog. Caller, you're on The Lunch Hour. Can I take your order?
Stewie Griffin [on the phone]: Yes, uh, I'll have a big helping of the pretentious crap.
Peter Griffin: What the hell is this?
Brian Griffin: Well, it looks like an intermission. A chance to stretch the old legs.
Peter Griffin: Aw, man, I peed in this cup for nothing?
Chris Griffin: Oh, Dad, I just kicked over your coke.
Stewie Griffin: I look atrocious. Did you see my ass? Oh, my God!
Meg Griffin: This stinks! I can't believe they cut my whole sex scene. It was so tastefully done!
Lois Griffin: Hey Peter, could you go to the concession stand? I want something to suck on.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity-giggity?
Cleveland Brown: Hey, Quagmire, you think we got time to go outside and burn one?
Glenn Quagmire: Aw, you mean it's not over yet? How long is this thing?
Herbert: Chris, do you have a shower scene? Or do I have to keep dreamin'? Mmmmm...
Brian Griffin: Alright, we're back.
Brian Griffin: Are you alright?
Stewie Griffin [shouting]: NEVER BETTER! I GOT SOME PEP PILLS FROM A TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP! KEEPS ME AWAKE!
Brian Griffin: You took pills?
Stewie Griffin: WEST COAST TURNAROUNDS! TRUCKER SAID TO ONLY TAKE ONE BUT I TOOK ALL OF THEM!
Brian Griffin: Look, maybe you should slow down.
Stewie Griffin: WHY?! WE'RE MAKING GOOD TIME!
Brian Griffin: We're not even on the road.
Stewie Griffin: HUH?!
Brian Griffin: I said we're not even on the road!
Stewie Griffin: DON'T NEED TO BE! COMPASS SAYS "WEST"! THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
Brian Griffin: Stewie, we're in the middle of the desert.
Stewie Griffin: I KNOW! IMAGINE THE NADS ON THOSE GUYS WHO DID THIS IN A WAGON! PIONEERS, BRIAN! WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT! MANIFEST DESTINY!
Brian Griffin: Alright, that's it! Give me the wheel!
Stewie Griffin: GO TO HELL!!!
Robot Stewie: Damn you vile woman. Blast. What the deuce.
Robot Brian: I am a tool. Stewie is much better than me at everything including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends.
Brian Griffin [looking at Glenn's Winnebago]: "Quagmire's Cross-C**try Tour." Uh, isn't there an "o" in "country"?
Glenn Quagmire: Nope!
Brian Griffin [to drunken Stewie]: Uh, alright. Time for your nap. Don't worry Lois, I'll take him. Let's go.
Stewie Griffin [drunkenly]: God, what-why you-what the hell? Why are y-you drag-why are we in here? It's, uh, rude to the... other people.
Brian Griffin: You're drunk.
Stewie Griffin: You're sexy!
Brian Griffin: Listen, you have to stop this. Alright? No more drinking! I'm sorry I even put it in your head.
Stewie Griffin: I don't know-I don't even know what you're problem is. I've never felt better. [vomits on Brian] Okay, now I've never felt better.
Brian Griffin: Come on, what are you doing in there?
Stewie Griffin: I'm brushing my teeth!
Brian Griffin: Come on, you only have like two of 'em, how long can it take?
[walks in on Stewie shaving his body hair]
Brian Griffin: Oh, uh, you... doin' a little hair removal there?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, uh, yeah. Um...you know, feel free to say "no" to this but, uh... would you shave my coin purse?
Brian Griffin: Oh... Oh, no! No way, man! Oh! H-Holy freaking God! Oh! [leaves]
Stewie Griffin: Huh. Don't have to be so uptight about it.
Peter Griffin: Since we're all gonna die, There is one more secret I feel I have to share with you, I did not care for The Godfather.
Lois Griffin: What?
Peter Griffin: Did not care for The Godfather
Chris Griffin: How can you even say that, Dad?
Peter Griffin: Didn't like... didn't like it.
Lois Griffin: Peter, it's so good, i-it's like a perfect movie!
Peter Griffin: I — this is what everyone always says... Everyone says "Oh,"—
Chris Griffin: Robert De Niro, Al Pacino... I mean, you never see — ROBERT DUVALL!
Peter Griffin: I know, I li—no—fine, fine actor, did not like the movie.
Brian Griffin: Why not?
Peter Griffin: Did not — couldn't get into it.
Lois Griffin: Wait a minute, where's Meg?
Brian Griffin: I don't know.
Stewie Griffin: I didn't see her.
Chris Griffin: Yeah, I kinda thought you guys would attend to that.
Lois Griffin: Peter, you got to go back and get her.
Peter Griffin: Oh, yeah, right, like I'm going back for Meg.
Lois Griffin: Peter!
Peter Griffin: Lois, damn it, we both agreed, remember? If we could only save two, we leave Meg.
Lois Griffin: I know, but-
Meg Griffin: YOU BASTARD! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME IN THERE?!
Peter Griffin: Look... She's... Okay, see? It resolved itself.
Peter Griffin: Holy crap!
Brian Griffin: What the hell was that?
Lois Griffin: Stewie, what are you doing?!
Stewie Griffin [singsongy]: They're here.
Brian Griffin: Who's here?
Stewie Griffin: The TV people. What? No, they did a spin-off. Um, he's still playing Joey, but... uh, it's not doing so well.
